Computer Haiku

Apparently in Japan they’ve gotten tired of the same ol’ error messages that usually pops up in Windows, so now Haiku poetry error messages have been introduced instead. Like this one:

Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.


Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.

Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.

Three things are certain
Death, taxes and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.

Or how about:

Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.

.. just to mention a few of my favorite ones.

More can be found here.


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