I’m going to a party in a few minutes. And I don’t know what to show up as! Worst part is that probably everyone is showing up as something really fancy, they put a lot of time in.

I hate these parties!

I’m probably going to hear this a lot:

“Soooo, who are you supposed to be?”

C’mon deal with it. Not everybody think that these parties are oh so great. I know I don’t. Oh but what the hell, I’ll probably end up enjoying the evening anyway.